~socio-nycto

Okay, here we go. Standard: Dark Knight = awesome except for pacing problems and horrible Thank You For Smoking flashbacks.
Also, fuck the "sleek new look" around here. It only serves to forcibly remind me of Zenhex, Everything2 and Slashdot, a group association which, in Hypothetical Land, makes my brain leak out through the nape of my neck.

Slightly offbeat: It says something about a town when the only feasible place to get a decent cup of coffee is a fuckin' Starbucks. I mean, what happened to places with character? Honestly, I wouldn't even mind the art college beatniks, I swear.

Unrelated: For reasons that shall hereafter remain unuttered, I now associate my thirteen-year-old sister’s dog with the unholy mental image she once described of a purple-lipsticked Keanu Reeves. I don’t think this one qualifies as pop culture, but I certainly think it’s interesting.


AND NOW, THIS.

1. What would you do if a fly flew past your head and shouted your name?
Jesus fuck. “TAKE ME WITH YOUU!!!!”

2. You wake up the next morning to find your hair is orange, your eyes are purple, and you skin is red what would you do?
Someone was here.

3. You get sucked into the TV what show would you be on?
Law and Order. I’d be a stand-in for the Criminal Intent guy. But much more likely, an infomercial for something stupid.

4. You go to school and your teacher literally bites your head off and remarkably your still alive what do you do?
Start a circus.

5. Your body starts to move on its own and you have no control over it what do you do?
Become a nighttime vigilante operating under the handle “The Incredible Dancing Lunatic.”

6. You wake up in a white world with nothing in it what do you do?
“I LOVE this movie!! Where are the two Canadian losers?” –jumps-

7. What if you find out you're just a character in a movie or book?
“Fuck. I knew it!!”

8. What if the only food in the world is your least favorite food?
Wait, what counts as food? People eat leaves you know. Would a cicada lay eggs in your stomach if you didn’t chew her up enough?

9. Computers are extinct! what do you do?
Find a better platform, obviously.

10. You find out your parents were never your real parents but aliens who have captured you since you were a baby you?
“Tell me you still have the ship.”

And with that, I bid you all a bittersweet adieu.